With the heat from the dead Secret Service agent nearly spent, Trump wondered what would come next. He was all alone finally. No one to distract him from what was really important.
“I’ll just wait for someone to come along. Yep. That’s the plan.”
“But nothing came along”
” Wait, did I say that out loud? Maybe if I talk loudly enough, someone will come. They always do. They have to.”
Something that sounded like a car engine came closer. One wall came crashing down, chunks of debris being unceremoniously flung to forgotten corners.
“Are you Trump?” an orcish voice asked from the gloom.
“I couldn’t be anyone else,” he responded.
As the smoke cleared, Trump glimpsed a large spiked vehicle. Green muscular beings poured out of it, brandishing chains and the like.
“What do you want?” Trump asked the orcs. “Have you come to save me?”
“No one we’ve ever encountered has put it quite like that,” the one orc who looked like the leader said.